Real life pick-up lines I have experienced:
Carolina Beach, Age 16
Random teen dude in parking lot by beach: “Hey, girl. I think you’re fat. Hot and Tempting!”
Me: “You mean Phat? Pretty, Hot, And Tempting?”
RTD: “Um. Yeah. Wanna go out?”
Wilmington Bar, Age 21
Random dude on barstool: “I bet you have a beautiful pussy.”
Me: “Yeah, and you’re not seeing it.”
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