In Which I Am The Pride Of My Alma Mater

I'm sure this is what Roehampton University had in mind when they planned for search engine optimization.

One of these things is not like the other.

(In all seriousness, two things in life that I love unflinchingly are David Bowie and Roehampton University. Both have brought me great joy, great tears and great hours of reflection. If you participate in any activity involving these two topics you are very lucky indeed.)