(Independence Boulevard, holla!)
It has just been named America's Manliest City, by the makers of pretzels and artificial cheese snacks.
And so, my sweetly named hometown will now host DudeFest, because dudes are not represented enough in today's society.
After all, when was the last time you saw dudes earn more money than women, a dude star in and be represented by a movie, a dude write a book about dudes, or a dude having any kind of power in the US? Clearly, the time is now for a DudeFest.
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