Enlightened

Some lessons I have learned in life that I am absolutely certain are true:

- No-chip nail polish is a damn, dirty lie.

- Anyone who claims they are a ...

Poet
Writer
Artist
Musician

OR

Talented
Amazing
Fabulous
Humble

... isn't. Ever. If you are any of these, you don't have to say it. You just are.

- Kissing up to the boss will only get you so far in life.

- Headphones from CVS always break exactly 3.5 months after use.

- Thursdays are the longest freakin' work days.