Valuable Life Lessons for Young Girls

Ew. Just ... ew.

Via Shakesville (which you really should be reading):

And not only are they selling a shirt reading "I'm too pretty to do homework so my brother has to do it for me," but the catalog blurb reads: "Who has time for homework when there's a new Justin Bieber album out? She'll love this tee that's just as cute and sassy as she is."

Looks like the shirt has already been pulled from JCPenny.com, which is good, but it's worrisome that this product could still be on store shelves. Because girls are never too young to learn that as long as there is a willing male family member around, knowledge is best left to the ugly girls who don't like Justin Bieber. Just don't anger or dishonor or talk back to your male family member and you're set for life! Oh, or grow ugly. Or old. Set for life! Flawless plan!

Really, the fact that someone thought this was a clever idea to begin with is just mind-boggling.