Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Talking With Myself

Things I have said outloud in the past 48 hours:

  • Said alone, in the kitchen:
"Stop it. Just stop it. You're spaghetti. You're not that important."

Quit with the boiling and the spilling. God. Now I gotta clean that up.

  • Said alone, in my office:
"Would I sleep with Bruno Mars or not? I can't decide."

He would catch a grenade for me, but he also has a bouffant.

  • Said to Matt:
"Will you buy me this hat with a beard on it? It's a hat. With a beard on it.
It's the perfect disguise."

Yeah, I'm still on that. But. Seriously. Hat-Beard!

  • Said alone, in the car:
"You cannot set fire to rain, Adele! That is not how rain works!"

Girl, you're British. You should know this.


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