Weird Facebook Ads, Part Two

Remember last October's round-up of Weird Facebook Ads? Time for another round of WTF with the good folks of Facebook. As always, click images to enlarge.


1.) Self-esteem issues

Wanna give money to people who call you ugly?! Of course you do. Because you're ugly, you're probably stupid too. We can insult you to your probably-not-ugly face and still take your hard-earned cash.

2.) The Ring

Turn a perfectly fine photo of your child into a creepy well-dwelling demon! Who wouldn't want that?

Solution: Don't watch VHS tapes.

3.) At least it's not another counseling ad...

OH DEAR LORD NO. That is a monkey. That is not a baby. That IS NOT A BABY. THAT IS NOT A BABY.

4.) In more OH DEAR LORD NO news...

The club can't even handle me right now.

Menfolk, please wear this shirt if you have given up any hope of having a woman in your bed. No false advertising here. 


5.) Post-Holiday Shopping

Would you use this? A Tuxedo Mask Doll? Finally. Why, yes, actually. I WOULD USE THIS. Me and 2 million 9 hundred thousand other people.