I'm past 26 years of age, but I can assure you at that time I was rocking Fast Life and Dissipation. (Dissipation definition: dissolutewayofliving,especiallyexcessivedrinkingofliquor;intemperance.) Yes.
It's all that bad literature, Clarissa. Rots our small lady brains with ideas and independence. Next thing you know, we'll be wanting to vote! Scandalous!
By the time I'm 26, I'm going to be putting the finishing touches on my Juris Doctor, hopefully. Does law school count as a form of fast life and dissipation?
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This is absolutely priceless. Being an outcast sounds like a small price to pay for avoiding the path of virtue and devotion as much as possible.
It's all that bad literature, Clarissa. Rots our small lady brains with ideas and independence. Next thing you know, we'll be wanting to vote! Scandalous!
By the time I'm 26, I'm going to be putting the finishing touches on my Juris Doctor, hopefully. Does law school count as a form of fast life and dissipation?
Awesome. I love that it's not just "grandmother" but "HONORED grandmother."
It does, Leah Jane. It totally does. You're going to need some dissipation during study breaks. Especially the part that involves excessive liquor.
And nothing at all being 26 and 60. Just mother and HONORED grandmother and then death. Sign me up!
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