Today in DAVID BOWIE

The bread-n-butter of my blog, BOWIE, has been sadly absence these past few weeks! Let's remedy that, shall we?

* A new live BOWIE album is being released in April. Grain of salt though: It's not Bowie-camp sanctioned. (Consider buying some of his classic stuff, if you don't own it all already.)

* If you cannot wait until April for newish BOWIE, an illegal! leaked! bootlegged! copy of an unreleased album from the early 2000's is online today. Ahem. Not that you would illegally download anything.

* BOWIE fan site FuckYeahDavidBowie posted this info today: How to get in contact with BOWIE. It's pointless to try to contact him this week though, because he'll probably be very busy filling out multiple restraining orders and changing the locks on his door. Not all is lost. I'm sure I can still slide love letters underneath the door. 

Probably while wearing this shirt.

Sorry, Mom.

Because nothing says, "OHMIGOSHILoveYouDavidBowie!" like a silk-screened image of your bulge on my boobs.